Thursday, May 10, 2012

Open Season on Bigfoot in Texas!

That's right! If you've always been interested in a nice juicy Sasquatch steak but not that boring store bought Sasquatch, then head on down to Texas where it has been confirmed that it is perfectly legal to shoot a Sasquatch (if you can find one).


This news came not long after long time Sasquatch hunter John Lloyd contacted TPWD to essentially see if he would be allowed to "hunt" the mythical creature without getting busted by law enforcement. I can only imagine how that conversation went...


After reading a few articles my favorite quote comes straight from local source Radio Zone @ WOAI.com (Get the Full Artilce Here).


"1200 WOAI's Michael Board reports the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department said today that anybody who wants to shoot the mythical forest creature, as well as unicorns, the chupacabra, and other non existent mammals, if they do it on private lands with permission, they can fire away."

So there you have it. Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, or whatever you call yourself these days, you tell your friends the Unicorn and Chupacabra that your days are numbered!

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